This is my first try at a Not Me Monday, so bear with me, lol! I don't have kids yet so my life isn't nearly as exciting as the rest of yours, but I am experiencing pregnancy for the first time, and there are a few comical adventures there in itself!
So a week ago, while speaking to my mother about how much I was starting to show, I happened to lift up my shirt to show her my growing belly. So okay, I know pregnancy does weird things to your body, but C'mon! I soo Did Not freak out at my newly hairy belly! I do not all of a sudden now have a dark line of hair trailing just below my belly button that was never there before because that would just be gross!
While shopping at the mall on Saturday I soo Did Not cut in front of a 5 year old for the first open bathroom stall because that would just be wrong! I so didn't think that her having an accident in public might get a little more sympathy than a pregnant lady. I am so much more mature than that!
And I in no way would start to cry over diaper commercials. Nope, not me! I am so not an emotional wreck right now either! I would never watch these commercials and go from thinking how cute the babies were to panicking that in the near future I will be responsible for the well being of one! No way, because being 5 months pregnant, I would have realized that by now!
Oh, and in the near future we will be beginging our bathroom remodel. So when my husband warned me that when they start I may have to use the restroom in a 5 gallon bucket, I soo did not start to tear up and threaten to either take away his wii or make him foot the bill for a motel room. No Way did I do that, because I am not the selfish either! Okay, well yeah maybe for a toilet I may be, lol! If I am willing to cut in line in front of a child yes, I think I may be on this one! :-)
I gave it a go, lol! I hope you enjoyed my first Not Me Monday!